From Twitter 05-05-2011

• 01:14:38: RT @TIME: Obama stands firm: "That’s not who we are. We don’t trot out this stuff as trophies" | http://ti.me/lR7V0b (via @TIMEPolitics)
  
• 01:16:38: RT @MelissaEGilbert: So I'm watching Breaking Bad for first time. Season 1 disc 1. This is brilliant. Dark brilliant stuff. Bryan Cranst ...
  
• 01:18:59: @biostuart I was hoping for something a bit more deep, LOL!
  
• 01:19:38: @natthedem @MelissaEGilbert Yes it does! #BreakingBad
  
• 02:17:38: @biostuart I got laid off from there, remember?
  
• 02:23:33: what EJ Dionne said. Plus 1 http://bit.ly/lzRd7n
  
• 02:26:31: @biostuart that link pretty much sums it up. Maybe I need to just give away my earthly posessions and go study buddhism.
  
• 02:27:40: @biostuart or maybe I just need to hit the 24 hour IHOP for some waffles
  
• 02:29:36: RT @Shibbyisms: I just noticed Stanky Leg is trending. You white people should be ashamed! In da hood, it's Stanky Legg. There's 2 Gs so ...
  
• 02:32:21: GOP Throws Ryan Under the Bus -- down in Fraggle Rock (clap clap) http://bit.ly/m4a1ge
  
• 02:38:42: @Negrointellect I adore Regina King.
  
• 02:45:37: RT @radioheadnews: Thom Yorke DJs at Los Angeles' Low End Theory again with Flying Lotus http://bit.ly/ks93pd
  
• 02:50:56: @blackdragon8486 @AngryBlackLady did you read this? made my blood boil. http://on.wsj.com/mkZggM
  
• 08:46:00: pictures not being released. MOVE ON.
  
• 08:51:12: No, asshat conservatives, THIS is a crass political stunt. #tcot #p2 http://lockerz.com/s/98915864
  
• 08:56:26: RT @paulfreid: Please retweet > Obama approval rating: 57% #tcot #teaparty #p2
  
• 08:58:40: "Romney, he's running almost a Rose Garden campaign, except he doesn't have a Rose Garden." -- http://bit.ly/iQlV5u
  
• 09:08:10: RT @OTOOLEFAN: RT @bcclist: @JoeNBC My thoughts are with your family and you today. //Sorry to hear about your Dad passing away.
  
• 09:08:58: RT @Shopaholic_918: @owillis because you know what? I am just DONE with this bullshit from both sides. Can't we have 1 fucking moment of ...
  
• 09:16:29: RT @geeoharee: RT @Dave_von_Ebers: CNN headline asks whether killing bin Laden was legal. Remember when they asked if Iraq war was legal ...
  
• 13:34:31: editorial cartoon of the day. LOL! http://lockerz.com/s/98980366
  
• 13:53:48: Why won't President Obama release a photo of Osama bin Laden in hell? -- http://bit.ly/jdKZJL love me some Alex Pareene @pareene
  
• 13:57:37: @socratic They are difficult to write. As a BA, it's impossible to cram all possible scenarios into the doc.
  
• 14:09:01: @socratic yeah. it's very abstract
  
• 14:30:48: Waiting to get my Evo HTC Shift 4G
  
• 14:33:41: RT @NadeneLaubershe: @DJShay12 Find out how to get a evo 4g! www.goo.gl/tUNPl //Stop spamming
  
• 14:37:15: Just now in Sprint store. How do you NOT realize your ass crack is exposed? Do U not feel a breeze? http://lockerz.com/s/98994303
  
• 14:42:52: RT @shortstack81: @DJShay12 toss a quarter up in that crack. //He's a "good ole boy' if U know what I mean. Ugghhh
  
• 14:50:18: Looks like I'll be getting the Hot sprint helper, and not the "Napolean Dynamite" co star. YES!!
  
• 14:51:30: RT @brianbeutler: Honestly not sure why GOP didn't stick with line like "we support our budget in its entirety and ... http://tmi.me/9N2hX
  
• 14:56:19: I would take a pic of this dude but it would be kind of obvious. Hot hot hot! And he asked me Y I wanted to switch and splained diffs.
  
• 14:57:55: @shortstack81 He looks like he might hit me, so I'll keep silent. Good Ole Boy, not hot sprint helper.
  
• 15:05:52: I love smart sexy #geek men
  
• 15:11:34: RT @Altruish: @DJShay12 Did somebody say my name?// If U R Smart, sexy, male and a #geek then YES!!!
  
• 16:25:45: the new x-men movie looks orgasmic. http://on.io9.com/iRcjiE
  
• 16:26:33: @Altruish oh, hai!
  
• 16:28:20: RT @JoyVBehar: On set w/ Betty White. Interview airs 2nite at 10 on HLN. "I'm amazed at how old I am," she told me. http://twitpic.com/4 ...
  
• 16:34:55: whats the best twitter client for android?
  
• 16:43:52: @shortstack81 just saw its from ubersocial, so I'm downloading now
  
• 16:45:01: @stevekimura bleh. sorry. I've tried it. I like a manual keyboard
  
• 17:04:11: RT @PROTIPZ: Miraculously, Mrs. Rearden accepts, and instead of Hank going all gooey and banging Dagny right there, he's pissed. At Dagn ...
  
• 17:06:23: RT @myownpetard *gasp* RT @larrymadill BREAKING ... No more Frothy Mixture and Serial Adulter on Fox DEVELOPING // g
  Gingrich and Santorum?
  
• 17:07:27: RT @myownpetard what happened to david shuster?? // morphed into hamwald. #arahamwaldshus
  
• 17:11:33: RT @ArrestRoveNow3: Glenn Beck says Obama said Muslims can't be terrorists. I doubt he said anything like that because that is complete ...
  
• 17:12:09: RT @socratic @DJShay12 @myownpetard Reading out of the "Grow a dedicated audience in 30 days or less" handbook
  
• 17:13:46: I just installed the new Twidroyd for #Twitter on my #Android #Phone - Its #Free, give it a try. http://www.twidroyd.com
  
• 17:16:41: Ok, off to play with my new toy. I love playing with new toys **mind out of gutters**
  
• 17:24:37: Interesting convo at sprint store. Helper couldn't say enough good this about the windows phone.
  
• 17:25:22: @Altruish LOL!
  
• 17:33:31: The Crawling Eye. Season 1 episode 1 featuring a very young @JElvisWeinstein http://bit.ly/jsNfv4 @GetGlue #MysteryScienceTheater3000
  
• 17:39:01: @droogie6655321 Oh noez, it stars F-Troops Forrest Tucker! comedy abounds!!
  
• 17:48:49: I earned the Radiohead(100) sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/cr3xhU
  
• 17:53:34: 21st century ketchup packets http://lockerz.com/s/99036232
  
• 18:00:44: Donald Trump Won't Be Taking The Wheel At Indianapolis 500 - http://bit.ly/mcX1KM cause he's a birther. for realz
  
• 18:02:17: RT @Pres_Bartlet: I'm shocked FoxNews is having trouble filling the field for their GOP Debate. I thought all the candidates worked for ...
  
• 18:05:22: This is soooo cool! I can watch youtube vids directly in my tweet stream. Loving the android so far
  
• 18:24:28: so glad to see hottie Wes Bentley making a comeback http://bit.ly/lBRvyp http://lockerz.com/s/99043026
  
• 19:30:14: Support #OBAMA2012, add a #twibbon now! - http://twb.ly/ez6fiZ - Create one here - http://twb.ly/f02AU3
  
• 19:33:33: The Birthers Decline - http://bit.ly/lGgnJC
  
• 19:42:53: Happy Cinco de Mayo! -- http://bit.ly/kD4Asb ole!
  
• 21:26:16: I am watching The Vampire Diaries (w/680 others) http://bit.ly/lFqm2C @GetGlue #TheVampireDiaries
  
• 21:26:23: I earned the Droider sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/j2Davz
  
• 21:40:11: RT @willmckinley: Next question for Gary Johnson: "Who are you and why are you here?" #GOPDebate
  
• 21:57:48: So the gop debate is happening now? Think I'll stick with the Vampire Diaries
  
• 22:06:53: .@biostuart I got a new phone. The htc evo shift. Lovin it
  
• 22:11:58: Pet peeve. Blt sandwiches with bacon that is chewy and hard and not crisp. #randomopinion
  
• 22:12:34: RT @jmartpolitico: Classic: CBS finds Boehner at Mortons, drinking wine, smoking and not watching debate. "There's more time for people ...
  
• 22:19:10: RT @pareene: If people vote from their bellies, this really comes down to the pizza guy versus the son of the meat-packer.
  
• 22:31:33: Apparently #tcot is all excited about joke candidate herman cain.
  
• 22:38:49: RT @webwiseass: RT @johnleesandiego: I find it amusing that Herman Cain counts on his fingers || He left his trusty abacus at home.
  
• 22:38:56: RT @BallerinaX: RT @OsborneInk: Just a few hours left, I'm running neck and neck for 5th place. Please RT and vote! http://j.mp/jB3vWP
  
• 22:45:18: RT @whiskeyburns Dirty mouth? Clean it up with my dick! :D // dayyyuuummm!
  
• 22:52:13: RT @fivethirtyeight: Herman Cain surging on Intrade! Up to 1.5% chance of winning GOP nomination; was 0.3% before debate. http://bit.ly/ ...
  
• 22:54:00: I am watching Supernatural (w/46 others) http://bit.ly/lYbGFK @GetGlue #Supernatural
  
• 22:54:11: I earned the Paranormal Hunter sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/iSgnyD
  
• 23:04:15: Blarrrggghhhh
  
• 23:11:56: I am reading Bloody Disgusting (w/58 others) http://bit.ly/e8u7kA @GetGlue @BDisgusting
  
• 23:12:49: RT @TheReidReport: @whisper1111 btw Godfather's pizza is some serious nasty.
  
• 23:26:59: Does anyone NOT think Herman Cain is running for prez just to boost exposure for Godfathers? I thought the chain was gone until recently
  
• 23:32:26: @biostuart What's swype?
  
• 23:42:06: @biostuart I checked it out. I like a physical keyboard
  
• 23:42:23: @biostuart what is it?
  
• 23:48:56: @biostuart meh. I had better battery life with my blackberry
  

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